witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

(via homeisnowhere)

thesassylorax:

jicheshire:

thestonemask:

*aggressively collects money in a video game*

*never buys anything with it*

it’s like some kind of sick security from not having real life money

it just feels so good

the fact i’m a millionaire in animal crossing makes me happy

(via inhale-exhale-breathe-live)

chodeboy:

somethingprettymaybespringtimey:

chodeboy:

when a straight person contaminates ur linens

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If that said “when a gay person contaminates your linens” there would be the biggest shitstorm going on

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(via homeisnowhere)

eridayumampora:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

Maybe we should actually be teaching that to the politicians who send them there in the first place.

(via sammlamb)

  • age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
  • now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet