boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

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Quick question for all of the people in the world with penises

rockhardpanda:

Why u gotta pee all over the toilet seat and not wipe that shit up I don’t understand why I gotta sit in ur piss whenever I wanna go to the bathroom just wipe up ur pee it takes three seconds or like aim ur dick at the giant toilet bowl instead of the seat when u pee please

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theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

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That moment when you realize maybe shit isn’t going quite as well as you thought it was. Depression is a motherfucker.

I really really hate things being kept from me. I feel like I’m being lied too and honestly I never expected any of that from you. This shit hurts and it fucking sucks. I am constantly made to feel like my feelings are invalid, like I’m supposed to just shut up and bottle it all up inside. Fuck.

illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

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